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August 2008
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Femex Awards: All choked up
(Death by bags, ropes, belts, and nylons)
Where to start, where to finish... We have Agnes Brown, as the cold assassin Sara Penny in How to Succeed at Murder, executing a perfect stocking-garotte maneuver on her entranced victim. Cheri Cafaro (Too Hot to Handle) and Cornelia Sharpe (The Next Man) both make elegant use of plastic bags to off their contracts. Gina Gershon, Camille Keaton, and others round out the honor role. But the girl who truly seems to take our breath away is... here.
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She's Poison — Elke, Uma...
"This is the shit that killed you," a sexy Jaime Pressly informs her next male sacrifice — just before she injects him with a fatal overdose in Poison Ivy III. But even for Ms. Pressley, there's much competition in the poison category for our Female Assassin Awards, from letal-lipsticked Lee Purcell and colleagues in an obscure but sexy episode of A Man Called Sloane, to Uma Thurman's sexy Poison Ivy. You can read about these ladies, though, in the honorable mention category — here — given that the winner of this highly competitive category is.... here.
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July 2008
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Girls that slice your heart out
Female Assassin Month continued with a slice of controversy. Which girl would make the cut in the knife-sword category? Sharon Stone in the electric opening frames of Basic Instinct — or GoGo Yubari, who delivers a femme fatalism for the ages — "perhaps it is I who have penetrated you"? — in Kill Bill. We finally settled on a scene involving a lovely, almost feline insertion of a stiletto disguised as a hairpin — a bit less athletic, but perhaps, more quintessentially feminine. Honorable mentions, here, followed by our seleciton of the winner.
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Guns and Garters — Fonda to Fairchild to...
We launched our Female Assassin Awards with a tribute to the classic gun girl. It wasn't easy to find our most fatal femme here. Nominees included Morgan Fairchild (Time Bomb), bullet-kissing Zoe Tamerlis (Ms. 45), gun-gartered Betsy Russell (nearby, in Avenging Angel), and of course Jane Fonda (Cat Ballou). We finally settled in on a hitlady whose gloved elegance brings a look of hopeless adoration, to the eyes of her well-acted victim. Thus for us, the gal with the golden gun is... here.
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Russian Mistress Anna: Lethal face-sitter
Our series on the favorite fetish of dominant women continues with the breathtaking Anna of Russian Mistress. "Perhaps no single act of domination," she writes, "more appropriately and exquisitely symbolizes the proper relationship between man and woman than face-sitting. I like to catch up on my reading, or make a call to my broker, while my slaves kiss my ass and gasp for air and for life itself." Take a deep breath, and click here.
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To die for: Pick your favorite female assassin
There's Ursula Andress, mezmerizing hapless male with a sexy femdom striptease before shooting him in the heart with her .45 calibre brasierre in The Tenth Victim. Not to mention Elke Sommer, paralyzing an executive before throwing him off the ledge of his penthouse in Deadlier Than the Male. And who could forget the ladies of I Spit on Your Grave, Too Hot to Handle, and Basic Instinct? Tell us your choice for the sexiest female assasin scene of the cinema — or start a poll of your own. To surf to our Yahoo Group survey, click here.
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June 2008
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Qdangerous fantasy-fiction pages launched
The unearthly, subterraneous gorgeous Qdangerous: narcissistic, exotic domme; Auto-erotic Bitch Goddess Supreme — Lolita, mystic, pimpstress, artist, and creator. She exceeds your fantasies. She is the predator you have feared and desired. You hope to become her money slave, her whipping boy, whatever she wishes, at least of some use. Suddenly you never really existed. In an evocative series of stories and photos, she takes herself into you. You are lost in her beauty and power. You are captured..
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Cheney hospitalized after viewing Valentine DeVille video
If you haven't seen Valentine DeVille's gracious site introduction on YouTube, you can check it out here. A warning from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration: Males over the age of 40, as well as persons with a coronary condition or taking medication for high blood pressure, should watch only 3-4 seconds of this video at the time. It's that steamy. Oh, and don't neglect to read her profile, here.
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